me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.
"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…
Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.
"…what’s troubling you, kid?"
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
Omg guys COLLEGE
It’s one am and I’m stalking your tumblr #sorry